QUE COSAS TIENE LA VIDA!!!!!!!!
En un antro de la ciudad a las 11pm 2 amigas.....
........Amiga: Me dijeron que en este antro hay buena mercancía para ligar!!!
Mujer X: No mames, que hueva ligar en un antro!!!
Amiga: Hay wey que tiene??
Mujer X: No me late, quien sabe con quien te vayas a topar.
Amiga: Pues igual y con tu principe azúl
Mujer X: Claro wey!! Y vivieron felices para siempre no?, no me digas que crees que te pueda tomar en serio un wey que conoces en un antro, que esta chupando y nada más anda viendo que saca o a quien se lleva a un hotel!!!
Amiga: No mames ve ese cuero de allá!!! Me cargas la bolsa? Voy a bailar con ese wey!!!
Mujer X: Pero si ni lo conoces, ve como se le arrima a esa vieja, no mames!!!
(La amiga se va con el wey)
Tipo: Quieres bailar?
Mujer X: (Este wey se ve decente) Esta bien....
(Y así toda la noche escogiendo quien se veía decente y quien no para bailar)
.... 4:30am
Mujer X: Ya vamonos wey ya es bien tarde....
Amiga: La última pa’ bailar y nos vamos
Mujer X: Pero si ya ese wey esta muy pedo!!!!....
Amiga: Oh chinga!!! Usted Aguante!!!, Detenme la bolsa....
Hombre X: Quieres Bailar???
Mujer X: No gracias.
(El Hombre X se da la vuelta y se dirige con su amigo que ya anda medio pedón por no decir pedón y medio)
Amigo: Que pasó acere? No ibas a bailar con ella?
Hombre X: Me dijo que no
Amigo: Esperame tantito...
(Se dirige con la mujer y hablando como cubano)
Amigo: Quieres bailar???
Mujer X: No, gracias
Amigo: Vamos a bailar (Un poco en tono rogón)
Mujer X. No, de verdad, estoy cansada....
Amigo: Andale....(Más rogón)
Mujer: Ya me voy....Aparte traigo las bolsas....
(El tipo le quita la bolsa y valiéndole madres que no quería bailar, se la lleva a bailar, a media canción en una vuelta se la avienta al Hombre X)
Hombre X: Por qué no querías bailar conmigo?
Mujer X: Por qué dices eso?
Hombre X: Porque te saque a bailar y me dijiste que no
Mujer X: A qué hora?
Hombre X: Hace 3 minutos
Mujer X: No me acuerdo de que me hayas sacado a bailar
Hombre X: De verdad, Por qué no quisiste bailar conmigo?
Mujer X: Pues, es que yo no bailo con desconocidos....
.... 5am
Amigo: Pagaron cover no hospedaje!!!! Vamonos pa’ la pinga!!!!
Hombre X: Nos acompañan a otro lugar esta aquí a una cuadra
Amiga: Vamos
Mujer X: ya es tarde, pero bueno...
...... 7am
(Ya dejando el Hombre X a las 2 amigas en su coche)
Hombre X: Dame un beso
Mujer X: No
Hombre X: Por qué no?
Mujer X: Porque no quiero
Hombre X: Si no me das un beso no te regreso tus llaves
...... 8:30am
Amiga: Ya wey dale el pinche beso, ya vamonos!!!!!
(Hombre X y Mujer X se besan)
.... Y siguen juntos 2 años después
FIN
......... y si los aburrí... se joden porque así conocí a Mauricio y si el pinche Gil postea que ama a Rebeca y que la extraña, Germán pone sus putos puntos suspensivos, Milton habla de sus viejos amores y Toño chilla que si su vieja esta en Alemania yo también puedo bola de culeros!!!!.
Esto va dedicado a aquellas personas que estuvieron ahí ese día..... QUE COSAS TIENE LA VIDA!!!!!
posted by Lau @ 8:50 PM
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